1. That Papa Greg really is as interesting as I think he is.
2. That you can wear mixed-match socks all day and no one notices until bath-time.
3. That there is no shame in running around the house naked.
4. That a couple of lemon slices and some weird faces can crack up a whole table of adults, including the waitress.
5. That if you are less than 3 ft tall, you can expose yourself at the park, even if you walk out behind the tree with your pants around your ankles in front of the park superintendent.
6. That you can round up ducks like a border collie and they will forget and forgive as soon as you pull your french fries out of the bag.
7. That you can be having so much fun that you can't even stop to pee.
8. That moving equipment from one farm to another never gets boring.
9. That a can of foaming soap is the best way to get your face clean, and then if you turn the jets on the hot tub, the rest of your body (and bathtub enclosure) will be covered in foaming soap bubbles.
10. That if you get up reeaaaly early and run all day, and ride your bike to the end of the road several times, that after a bath and a glass of milk, you can be out in 2.2 seconds for the night.11. That Wiii baseball is a really good sport to play at 6:00 in the morning when no one else is in the mood for sports.